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Big Fail

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Ok people, I have failed, I have failed so badly that I'm locked outside of my house. I even got myself locked outside of my house. And I'm STILL locked out waiting for my dad to get him so he can use the car to open the garge. But don't worry I'm not alone...I have my dog outside with me, I kinda wish I can fit through the doggie door now. So here's how it happened. I was going to friends house and decided to walk there instead of having a ride from my dad or mom since they had the cars and were going to do some work. So I get to my friends house and would you guess what? He wasn't there, so I ended up walking all the way back home. And so you people know, I live in a big nieborhood, so I walked maybe 2 or more miles in total for that. So when I get home nobodies in the house and I don't keep a key with me...so I bet that shows what's next on my todo list after I drink half my body wieght in water, and if you can't tell it's actually owing a house key for myself. So I go to put the code in for the garge doors, but alas, the keypad for it is broken, then I went to the backyard for the heck of it and all the doors are locked back there as well, and so is the side door. I almost got stuck in the doggie door...now let me explain that, my cousin got through there a lot of times, but what I forgot to think over was that he's almost 6 inches small than me and is skin and bones and can bend like some kind of pretzel to fit through stuff like some insane 11-year-old. So now I'm here on the porch of my house and still waiting for my dad to get home.

(since that person that was once friend is trans, I needed to change his pronouns in this story)
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WARNING!!!!WARNING!!!!!WARING!!!!!IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOMESTUCK, OR IF YOU NO READ IT, IGNORE THIS JOURNAL. PLEASE IGNORE IF YOU DO NOT READ OR KNOW IT BECAUSE THIS JOURNAL WILL MAKE LITTLE TO NO SENCE TO YOU


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well, hello everyone. few people know that i am a fan of homestuck, and i have drawn a second generation of them. sadly it is only their grub forms. i will say now they will not all be the same gender as the trolls before them. heads up, these are fan-kids, they were made of shipping. personalities are mixed up and anything can and will happen. if i get enough positive feedback on them i will make a fan fiction for them instead of comics. and if that goes good, i'll let you guys ask them questions and answer happily. heads up, agin, it may not be in this exact order on how i do it...now if you mine i have the next generation to update...one kid at a time.....F**K! why did i draw them separately?!

oh well, good bye and see you around.
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I'll write stories and do drawings, no animation, and I won't write or draw any porn, unless you give a point, no animations at all. This is to be simple to the point. I will have Rise of the Guardians, Homestuck, Hetalia, Soul Eater, Johnny Test, Fish Hooks, and Pokemon(The old ones, not the new shit they have now, it's too screwed up.) ok, so you have a lot of choices in what you can read, or see...Go crazy people.
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I'm not dead!

1 min read
Yeah, sorry for the few I haven't replied to that much lately, I just had a bad week, first running into a sharp piece of metal at a party, so 3 huge scars on my stomach, than getting sick and throwing up my guts the next day, having the evil bitch girl at school messing up my social life, and then a four car accident yesterday, don't worry no ones hurt, just a little shaken up. So....yeah, went to hell and now I'm back, and until I can upload some thing, my scanner is broken, I'll just try to reply to all of ya, and if I don't its because I have too much a headache to stare at a bright screen for hours on end tonight.
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Stupid tags!!!!

3 min read
Got tagged by: :iconislanddreams: (plotting revenge.)  


Rules:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and create new questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal
4. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
5. No tag backs.
6. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You have to tag 10 people.

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1. I have a penguin hat. Do you want a penguin hat? Nope, but a wolf hat, yes.

2. Have you ever seen the show Too Cute? Do you like it? Do you think Greece would?me:*poker face, glances at Greece*
Greece:*dying of nose bleed*
Me:ok?

3. Have you ever dressed up as, or wanted to dress up as, one of the [Hetalia, of course] nations?*thinks*America, Spain, and does flying mint bunny count? Oh! And also Prussia!

4. Who's your best friend? Is it me? 8D. On DA, yep! With friends I know in my state, Nope!

5. Are you a coffee-holic, too?
Yes, and I am immune to it, ha ha!

6. If money and language barriers weren't a problem, where in the world would you go? I'd stay home, I like home.

7. If you saw a newborn puppy and a newborn kitten sleeping in the same panda slipper, do you think you'd explode from the cuteness? Maybe go awe for a sec then take pictures and post, no explode.

8. If you were the opposite gender, what would your name be? Knowing my parents, Emil, Eric, Frank(the 3rd, or 4th) or Carlos.

9. America forces you to go to a pool party complete with barbequing, a water slide, large pool for everyone and a water gun fight. Your reaction? Keep in mind that you have no choice, but to attend.

10. What's your favorite outfit (pajamas included)? Blue and green pajama pant with a dark blue tank top.

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1. Can you do a hand stand?

2.whats your favorite couple?

3.when or if you live with your parents, what was the best thing to do with them?

4.do you have a lot of siblings, or none?

5.what state is your favorite?(if cant chose, choose home state)

6. Are you very poker face?

7.do you like cats, or dogs? Or both?!

8. Did you hate being tagged in this?

9. What's your favorite book?

10.are you a writer, drawer, both, or watcher on DA? Or all?
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You are tagged in this!

:icondarksidermonents:

:iconcitrusratz:

:iconroro-romania:

:iconpvelephant:

:iconsnips800:

As last, but not least :iconkatkat-tan:

(I'm too lazy to put up all 10, and sorry for lame questions.)
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